Dearest 235 tumblr followers,
Today I got my new computer! This is my first tumblr post EVER from my new computer!1!1!1! I can’t wait to tumblr so hard mofos tryna fine me.
No one here gets out alive.
My BFF (SORAYA) just came back from her study abroad trip. We’re both living in new york city this summer. I work on the weekends at home. Next week, my other best friend (DAVIS) comes home for a week. I have an internship under my favorite professor’s wing this summer. I have made lots of new nyc friends. I am finally 21 and can twerk without a parent or legal guardian present. I am alive. I am healthy. I am thankful. I am always learning.
life is moving fast.
Dearest 202 tumblr followers,
I’m truly sorry I haven’t been posting frequently. I have been swamped with work. I miss being on here and seeing/learning lots of cool new things. Y’all have made me laugh more than any person I know in real life.
GUISE. I’m four followers away from hitting two hundred! My two hundredth follower will officially become my TUMBLR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND.
WHO WILL IT BE?
You had one job.
I see my beloved followers are reblogging/liking ma stuff.
I just wanted to tell y’all thanks for all the support. I also want you to follow deez blogs:
for laffz on laffz follow : unsuccessfulhedonist.tumblr.com
for laffz again, follow: horseweaves.tumblr.com
for fancy things and naked fit men, follow : dvzdaking.tumblr.com
for cutesy stuff follow: dotdotdotmac.tumblr.com
for the worst most boring posts ever, follow: iamjessup.tumblr.com
FUCK GUISE. TWENTY MINUTES HAS PASSED AND I FEEL LIKE I’VE ONLY BEEN ON HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES. DA FUK IZ DIS WIZARDRY.